Don't quit your day jobs!

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Life as the President.

I like being the boss, I get to do this at work and even if Sharon tells me to "get to work" I say "hey missy-I'm the president, you get to work and start by taking out the trash"!

Happy Birthday Baby.

Your Lover!

Nancys HUGE American breasts!

She just can't keep her hands off them!
Proud mama!

Thirsty?

After yet another night on the town, Nancy rehydrates.

Look what we made!!

In an effort to put all rumors to rest-here's proof that Jack & I have had sex at least 3 times.

A trade agent is born.

I traded a night of wild & crazy sex with my friend for a week of free lift tickets -and look- everyone is happy!

I have to be nice......

As I don't know Melinda that well....sister-you get top marks for sending this photo!

Say Cheese.

Another unwanted photo that happily found its way on to the internet!

Get to work!

In another pathetic attempt not to work, Ned claims he cannot talk to clients as his face stuffed with food and pretends he can't type due to missing arms.

Forever 21!

uuuuhhh not.....

What turning 50 really looks like!

Photo Sharing - Upload Video - Video Sharing - Share Photos In order to get the flattering photo above, we had to go through this :-)

Nancy can't resist a man in uniform.

Don't fancy yours much, off with his head :-) Don't worry you're not meant to get it-it's an inside joke!
Bloody hell, all that's missing is the parrot!

Queen for a day.

Mirror-Mirror on the wall, who has the biggest Tiara of them all? Corina-coz she has to do everything!

Friends don't let friends....

dress like this....!

The ultimate prescription.

It's hard to tell in this pic, but our Birthday girl was just two days into recovery form knee surgary. Nothing like red wine, great friends and medication to make you feel better

Pick up artist.

Due to increasing blindness neither Ned nor Nancy can see what they are holding......good grief-someone fetch her glasses!

Aging gracefully.

Well, your Mum and Dennis are....

Who's the hottie?

What da fuk-get out of my dress!
Awwwww, nice one :-)

Just for you birthday girl.

One, two, one, two three, four......

Somethings never change.....

And finally.....

In an effort to look studious and get drunk, Nancy takes her chums to the library as the appropriate place to get liquored up-NICE!