The Ned and Nancy Show

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Corinas 30th Birthday Bash!

Our lady in Red is Miss Corina looking gorgeous on her birthday....

Here we have miss Puss and boots...well almost! Nice boots Pimp#1
Pimp #2
Aaa....so proud of our glamor girl!
Corina and Miss Puss and boots...getting ready to get this party started!

Wish I could have stayed and played....would have liked to seen who the stripper was at the end of the night!!!!!!!!!!



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Saturday, August 09, 2008

What big sisters are for!!

Brother Dennis celebrated his 48Th birthday in style last night... It is amazing what happens when you place a chair in the middle of the room at a party and crack up the tunes and tell the birthday boy to take off his clothes! Like the gracious host that he is, he simply said "OK" and started entertaining the crowd like he has done this all his life! And the guests started taking out their money, like "Oh its time to pay the stripper already?" OK....here ya go... perhaps I just need to get out more, but it seemed to me that this was the "norm" for the evening ?


Get a room!!
No, that is not a girl kissing Dennis.... it is brother Ray with his long hair....how come he inherited the thick great hair in the family? Great photo Dennis...you look so relaxed and natural in it!
Just trying to get a photo with the bros....no one is listening!!
ok well, this is as good as we could do.... what is Peter doing back there?
Happy Birthday Dennis.....great party....so glad you invited me and Ned !!

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Friday, July 25, 2008

JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE!

OK...GUITAR...GOOD TUNES... YEA, YEA....YOU SEE THESE GUYS EVERYWHERE....NOT SO ORIGINAL...BUT HE WAS REALLY GOOD!
HMMM... WHAT IS THIS GUY UP TO???

WTF???? OK.... THIS IS SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY.....WATCH THE VIDEO...AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THE NECK ACHE....

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Sunday, June 08, 2008

Time for Venice

This is our Taxi to Venice from the airport....we shall call him ? I dunno....

Grand Canal on our way to the Hotel San Marco
Rialto Bridge from a distance
The views were mind boggling and over loaded my senses

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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Off to Italy!!

Ok everyone...meet Melinda...I have known her from High school..back in Glendale days.. now thirty years later we are off to Italy... so cheers...lets get on the fu*king plane!!!!
Fuk...eleven hours later, with out much sleep the night before, we have arrived! Here is the view from our room. So after a shower, and an adventure to the Spanish steps we end up with the Original Soup Nazi!. No shit, we sit down, tired, and all this food, wine, show up at our table. No menus, No speaking...just lots of food...so great! no bill either, just pulled money out of our stash and said " Grazie"..um...ok?
Ah yes...this man is sexy...meet Tim-0-thy... Or...Tima tha (long A) just call him! hmm... good for a friendly chat about how our president Bush is " how you say.... Fucked up" ! Yes...this fact is known world wide.





Ah, the visit to the Vatican...and this is the photo I post. I dunno ...kinda like it. Puts accross a pretty clear message dont you think???







It is amazing the sights you come accross drunk at night looking for the Metro to get back to the room! By the time we found the Metro it was closed. And by the time we found our room we were sober! But this was amazing at night...ghosts all over ya know!

Yea...not sure what to say about the man with horns and keeping a list....hope I am not on the list!


So Mr. Ceaser...all you have left are some ruins and a famous salad?!

I went to his house today...what a mess! Pretty incredible really...Rome is an Awesome adventure so far...off to Venice tommorow...more posts laters!





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Friday, May 23, 2008

Dangerous Times-#2

For all you participant's out there (my #1 fan) here are the dangerous creatures this facility must keep locked in....
Can you image the danger they would cause to others if they escaped?!!
We love our seniors....and if you can not giggle with them you end up crying.....


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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Dangerous Times!

OK this will be post #1...
This is a test...for my many viewers...(I think I have 2) your job is to tell me what is behind this gate that requires this sign?

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Kula Tennis friends for Mom's day....

Kula tennis on Sunday...great way to start the day...with a variety of personalities..and players...Miss Bunta...she loves the boys....she wont let go of Monty's knee or Rudy's shoulder...photo opt is over Bunta ...let um go...let go....goood girl!

Here is Miss Leessaaa...her arrival made every one laugh... she decided she had enough room to park her car next to the porta potty...not really finding the space needed she decided the porta potty...was well....portable...and banged it until she had enough room....the poor bastard sitting in side did not think it was as funny as the rest of us! Nice job Lisa!! Tom...da Poucher man!!!! nice pose....
You can call him Harold, or Rickey......not really sure what his real name is...always good for a hug this one....
duh....which way did the ball go????

Kathryn and Lisa making troubles in the corner waiting for their turn to play...
Lisa had waaayyy tooo much fun last night and she just can't keep it together..get up!!
What is wrong with Monty???
Kyle does not like his photo taken, so we spared him...but not his favorite shoes.... Air Conditioned is how he likes um.....




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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL.....

and he still sits...in amusement
He hears all of your Las Vegas secrets....
He is every girls fantasy.... you know what they say about big heads and small bodies...
Everyone wants to be just like him...
I could not help it, it was justa hangin there...and it was so disgusting...... look...he likes it!!

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Saturday, May 03, 2008

My other family....

Yes, I really do have a sister. For all you non beleivers.....Meet Anne...She lives in Las Vegas...always wears lip stick...shoots, I should have borrowed some for this photo! And perhaps one of her bras... could have stuffed it! Not fair, she got the lips and the boobs!
Here is my darling daughter Jessica with her two cousins (Anne's sons) Eric(red shirt) and Patrick and the family dog "Moose"...I miss Moose the most!!
I just can not take this girl any where!!!!
Another hot date...you know the saying...what happens in Vegas......
Stays in Vegas....f*cking blue men everywhere.....

Southern California Art...?

After I had my way with the Blue men in Vegas, it was off to Los Angeles, city of Angels...back to my past life with a few of my high school buddies...they did not make the blog...as I was distracted by all the fine art we found just driving through the local neighborhoods... hmmm...some one has to much time on their hands...and apparently lives alone....
Interesting.....

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!
REALLY....SERIUOSLY....????

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